Friday, March 31, 2006

It's a...



...BABY!!
Dr. Pankratz gave me a clean bill of health today. I am currently 1 pound and my heart is beating at 140. My mom and dad got to see my little spine and the four chambers of my heart. After the ultrasound today, my parents have reason to believe that I may come slightly earlier. According to the measurements from the ultrasound, I could be blessing the world with my presence by August 5, 2006! From what I can tell in here, my parents are extremely happy that every thing is looking SOOOOO awesome!!

So Family and Friends...What do you think? Let's take a poll...am I a boy or a girl??

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Monday, March 20, 2006

I already have fans across the country...

Mom and Dad just got this picture from my Uncle Jeremy and, soon to be, Aunt DoWon. Dad borrowed their camera when they were all hanging out in Portland, Oregon one night over Christmas Break. This saying was on the side of The Max, Portland's public transport system. Since Mom and Dad had already been referring to me as Lil' Green Bean, they were flabbergasted when they saw this ad. Dad took off running after it to shoot a pic. Not bad for a picture on the run, huh? Thanks Uncle Jer and Aunt DoWon!

Party Hardy!!


So, on Saturday night, Mom and Dad attended something called a "Prego Party"!! All I know is that I heard and felt Mom laughing a ton, and I indulged in some pretty sweet tasting stuff. Yum!!
Thank you to our friends that have such great taste!!

Welcome Spring!?!?!

So, from what I understand, this is the first day of Spring 2006!
I don't get it!
The last time Mom and Dad enjoyed one of these Snow Days was on November 29, 2005...the day they first discovered that I had blessed them with my presence!!!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Someone to Watch Over Me!


My big brother Sammy has really been warming up to me lately!

He's my Guardian Kitty!

Brought to You by the Miracle of Modern Technology...

With nothing more to do than enjoy Mom's sugar cravings, I've decided to work on a little project of my own. I've happily named it "Operation President." Using a composite of these two lovely individuals, I can with some certainty, roughly determine how I will look when I run for senior class president. Oh, and mark my words... I will run and I will win.
First step, boot up my newly installed NeoComp2000XP and begin running a few simple algorithms for my referential base. Next, I coded a few sample genes for sex variable...ok, this is going to be a little too complicated for you. Let me just bring it down a notch and show you the pictures, okay?







This with chromosome constitution 46 at XX.




or chromosome constitution 46 at XY.



Pretty hot stuff, huh?? You know what? None of these eyebrows really work for me. What am I doing in these pictures, storing nuts in my cheeks for hibernation or something? Let's hope my calculations were a little off.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Mommy's got a craving...


Sunday March 5th, without warning, Mommy was really in a panic. My tiny little ears heard, " Where's the peanut butter? I need peanut butter NOW!!." From what I could tell it seemed like she was moving at the speed of light. Running between aisles and through checkout lines, she finally came home with the sweet smell of victory on her. Yes my friends, that victorious smell was the smell of Blue Bunny's Peanut Butter Panic, and it's delicious. As you can tell, not even a pack of wild dogs could stop her from eating this peanut butter ice cream charged with peanut butter and fudge sauces and overloaded with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Bottoms up Mama, you're eatin' for two!